stachy 

To appear to be, or look similar to a known, statutory rapist.

That girl Mackenzie was looking pretty stachy the other day. I think I might quick the band.

stachy by Chiggg December 30, 2020

Nam-Stache

A mustache variant. Specifically, a mad dog (or Hulk Hogan if you prefer) that only combat Vietnam vets can grow after they've reached the age of 55. Only after you have looked eye ball to eye ball with the man in the black pajamas (a worthy fucking adversary) will you be able to grow this mustache.

Most, if not all, of the gentleman sporting this stache will be wearing a Vietnam Veteran hat and a pair of gold aviator sunglasses They may, or may not, also have a kick ass nickname, like "Dead Eye" or "Bunny".

Is your uncle Jack a porn director or a Nam vet?

You can't tell from his supreme nam-stache? I thought it was obvious!

Nam-Stache by Elwood Lane March 19, 2017

Gwen Stacy 

Peter Parker's first true love in the Spider-Man comics. Stan Lee intended for Peter and Gwen to be together and for Mary Jane to be her competition, but when Stan Lee went on a trip overseas, another writer killed Gwen off. Stan Lee was not happy when he returned and heard about it. Nonetheless, her death became an overrated seminal event and kicked off comic book writers lazily killing characters for shock value and many people who never read the old comics only knew MJ and never knew about Gwen until Emma Stone wonderfully played her in the Amazing Spider-Man film series, where the death was unfortunately recreated because of its overrated status and we had to lose a compelling, strong, and smart female character.

Gwen Stacy was a great character and shouldn't have been killed off.

Gwen Stacy by comics defined September 28, 2021

Dad-stache 

The dad-stache is a unique moustache that is perhaps the pinnacle of all staches. While it appears similar to a 70s porn stache, it is not quite the same since it is not as creepy.

Males can only grow one of these badboys once they have had a kid (in particular a son). It is a biologic reaction that has evolved through the years because such a moustache commands respect from ones offspring and in general demonstrates clear bad-assery.

You kind of had this nasty scum stache vibe going on until your wife had your son. Then all the sudden you developed a wicked dad-stache that made Burt Reynolds look like a pubescent cheeseball!

Dad-stache by Elwood Lane July 18, 2012

stacy ann 

The kind of person who cares with their whole heart. Trusts too quickly and forgives too many. Loves deeply and would do anything for their family. But don't underestimate their kindness as weekness. Once you've burned the bridge beyond repair it's done. Make sure you keep this girl and put a ring on it before someone else does. You will never find another!

I think I am in love with this Stacy Ann!
I wish I had a Stacy Ann!

stacy ann by Staycee123 January 13, 2017

stacy moored 

To really fuck something up in a way only a rock star can do.

Me "Dude! What happened last night? Shit went sideways..."

Rock star "I stacy moored it and pissed my girl off on her birthday!"

stacy moored by demon shits February 15, 2014

Stacy's Mom 

She's got it going on. She's all I want and I've waited so long.

"I know it might be wrong, but I'm in love with Stacy's mom"

Stacy's Mom by imgonnarockurmom2night September 27, 2018