Stowitze

A collection of hundred jokes. This word was created by Akshay Kurian Saju who made this word to name his a joke book series. Each book of this series has a collection of hundred jokes and thus it is named like this. 'Stowitze' is a word which consists of two words - 'sto' and 'witze'. 'Sto' is a Czech word which means hundred and 'witze' is a German word which means jokes.

Sam: Hey, you have a joke book.
Ryan: Yeah. I have Stowitze.
Sam: That is Awesome!

Stowitze by MR_HELP January 18, 2021

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showitzer

n. A larger lip of dip tobacco (howitzer) while taking a shower. Also known as a showie. Very popular with hockey and baseball players alike.

Guy 1: Hey, I'll meet you at the movies in an hour.
Guy 2: Yeah, sounds good. I'm gonna go home and pack a showitzer before i go.
Guy 1: Yeah me too. Good call. Make sure you bring your tin to the movie so we can pack a lip during the movie.
Guy 1: No doubt.

showitzer by Ricky14 May 11, 2006

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area

Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...

Condiment home by Nooneinparticularcapiche? July 18, 2026

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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