squork

To be exceedingly dorky, and or silly beyond the levels of social acceptance.

You are such a squork!

by Donald Kramer May 16, 2008

squonky

a funny sounding word. may be used as a synonym for shit or the act of shitting, or as a synonym for the word wonky (meaning wack or defunct)

stepping in dog squonky is no way to start your day

man that sweater is straight squonky, you look like a damn fool

by Captain Turd of the SS Squonky March 19, 2014

squonky

used to describe an awkward or uncomfortable situation brought on by any range of things

it's gettin squonky up in here!

by warthog July 1, 2012

squort

Similar to squirt, but involving the expulsion of a thick or nasty liquid, generally from the asshole.

After he took the stick shift out of his asshole, he squorted all over the front seat of the car.

by hobopalooza September 29, 2008

squonk

The act of squeezing e-liquid from the reservoir of a bottom-fed e-cig mod up into the atomizer.

Forgetting to squonk to can lead to dry hits and a burnt wick.

by Ewussor March 10, 2015

Squonk

A dank term for a person whom suffers from Strabismus ( Cross-Eyed Syndrome)

Ow Squonk! Pass us the Dark Fruits

by NiandraLaDes September 17, 2019

Squonkey

The cross between a squirrel and a monkey. They tend to be quite restless but make up for it in cuteness.

“Hey come check this out! I just captured a rare squonkey.”

by Squonkward May 30, 2018