squizzard 

a large poop

i layed a squizzard in my pants after eating a big sloppy mac from Mcdonalds

squizzard by the shit March 19, 2003

squizzard 

i large excrement from the bowels sometimes in messy fashion

Rich blew a squizzard in his pants after eating a large bertuccis pizza

squizzard by Anonymous March 19, 2003

squizzard 

something you lay in your pants

i layed a squizzard in my pants

squizzard by Anonymous March 14, 2003

squizzard 

messy thang

liam duked a squizzard after sliding into first and feeling sumpin' burst.

squizzard by Anonymous March 19, 2003

squizzard 

a shat

Adam Morse ate a big burger basket at friendlys and layed a two foot squizzard
lil' mwssy lil' sloppy

squizzard by the shit March 19, 2003

Eduardo Squidwardo 

A name that if uttered will cause you to be inflicted with lots of damage.

Jon: I bet you wish you were a little nicer to me now, huh?! You think I didn't hear you call me "Eduardo Squidwardo" behind my back! I'M GONNA GIVE YOU LOT'S OF DAMAGE!

Eduardo Squidwardo by Hearshotkid_2113 January 8, 2019

Squidward 

The most relatable character fiction has created in the history of the universe.
"Wake me up when I care."

Don't say anything Squidward. Remember your karma.

Squidward by JustKiddingItsMeHillary February 19, 2019