Squashed

When you settle an argument; when you're no longer upset/interested in a dispute.

Bob: I'm sorry for picking a fight with you last night.
Dave: It's squashed.

by Los Angelina May 11, 2009

Squashed

The act of an obesed women jumping on a thin man during sex

"Hey man, Eddie totally got squashed last night"...."I know i felt the earthquake, too...it felt like a 4.6"

by Veronica O March 4, 2008

Squashed

NOUN

(Skwashed)
1. The state obtained by consuming copious quantity's of assorted non-specific drugs. Usually associated with, but not limited to, dizziness, euphoria, loss of conciseness, anonymous sex, good vibes, bad vibes, erectile dysfunction, raging boners, the giggles, the munchies, and an overall sense that, quote, "Last night was fucking awesome."
Synonyms: Smashed, Plastered, Hammered, Blown, Trashed, ect.
Antonyms: Being a pussy, wallflowering, sobriety, ect.

Jordan: "Holy shit Brandon I've never been so squashed in my life!"
Brandon: "I'll bet! Three G's, a bottle of Vick's, and two drops of adrenocrome will do that to a person."
Jordan: "By the way, have you seen my car?"
Brandon: "It's on the roof."

by Col. Mustard with the Ice Pick April 10, 2013

squashed

(v.) The act of having sex with one.
Most commonly used by Alex Justus of Crosspointe, Fairfax Station, VA 22039

Alex: Hey Mike, last night I squashed Ashley well
Mike: Why would you use the word squashed you asshole

by Stephen Koch February 2, 2005

Squashed

The feeling you get when someone insults you and and you just stand there not knowing what to do like crushed

Katie:She just hides everything

Me:*squashed

by Alingnyc December 29, 2017

Squashed

The destroying of any member of the squash family on an enemy's porch, car, house, etc.

Bro!! Shawndiqua was bein too bitchy...so i squashed the shit outta her.

by edwardsvillenigga November 10, 2010

Squashed

To be sat on and get your toes licked

Oh no I was in my room and someone squashed me

by COOLGIRL357 September 22, 2018