squishey 

Squishey is a cute name for your boyfriend.
He's so funny, sweet, loving, smart, as much more.
He knows how to make you feel happy when your sad.
He puts a smile on my face when I see him.
When you text him he try's to reply as fast as he can. If he doesn't text right away he'll appoigize.
He's the best boyfriend ever and he give the best hugs ever and kisses :)

OMG I love you Squishey

squishey by xBandNerdx March 17, 2017

Squishy Typing 

When you spill your beverage into your keyboard and instead of draining it out, like a normal person, you continue typing like nothing happened much to the bemusement of those who witnessed the spill. Squishy Typing is no delicate matter and practitioners usually have an “Own It!” type mentality. Squishy Typers never tickle the keyboard like an Elmo doll on the cold Christmas morning of 1996. Rather, they opt to pound the keys with the renewed vigor of a frustrated Ludwig van Beethoven raging at the heavens during a tsunami.

Jo: Just picked up my coffee off the warmer as someone asked me a question. I swung around and bonked the edge of my monitor and dumped half the cup in my keyboard...

Levi: I'd like to be sympathetic, but I'm too busy laughing. Hopefully, it was a cheap-o, wired keyboard?

Jo: It is. It's a work keyboard so I’m just squishy typing now.

Levi: I smell a UD entry. Squishy Typing

Jo: Ew Ew!! I'll get Darren on it.

Jo: Confession: I may have baited you into the UD recommendation so I could incorporate our conversation into the example...

Levi: Haha. That makes sense.

Darren: Done.

Squishy Typing by Darren Besert November 27, 2017

Squishysexual 

A heightened sexual attraction to a Squishy cute adorable person.

Friend: Are you straight, bisexual or gay?
Me: I identify as a Squishysexual.

Squishysexual by Pretty Little Girl January 24, 2020

squished up 

A polite way of calling someone fat.

Mommy your not fat, your just squished up.

squished up by Truthteller85 June 29, 2016

squishy weasel 

when you cum in your pants getting a lap dance at the strip club.

She's hot, Im going to get a "squishy weasel" from her in the VIP room.

squishy weasel by ozzydog July 2, 2008

Squishy Pants 

Basically a mommy's boy. He appears to be a bit fruity at times and likes to be babied. He's a softy but not in a good way. He also may be a bit of a chicken.

I would never want to date him! He's such a squishy pants!

Squishy Pants by HarnMonster January 28, 2010

Squished ham 

Squished ham.....the technique of pressing one's junk up against the shower glass to horrify the person on the other side.....

I gave my girlfriend the ole squished ham when she came to use the bathroom while iI was in the shower.

Squished ham by Frank N SteinFr June 3, 2018