Squishee

The Slurpee of The Simpsons

I'll Have An All Syrup Squishee

Squishee by Seagulls Of Santa!!! October 9, 2008

Squishee

People who are more than friends but less than in a relationship. The in between point for people who like each other and aren't willing or ready to advance their relationship.

Sydney and Daniel snuggle on the couch, but they don't kiss so they are Squishee's

Squishee by Daniel Beaton July 23, 2008

Squishee

An old person, espescially one that has become saggy and, well, squishy.

I would have been here earlier, but I got stuck behind a Squishee doing 45 in a 60 zone.

Squishee by Dean Bolton February 21, 2009

squishee

a noob fucktard who sucks at everything possible, fuktard thinks he knows every, is only 12 years old, fucks and molests old men, thinks hes better than everyone and tries to suck is fucking small shitty cock thats soft and squishy. Brags like a fuck in front of sluts and fucks.

omgwtf dont be a squishee
suck cocks if ur a squishee

im a squishee fucktard.

squishee by squishee gayfuck March 1, 2005

Squishee Mitten 

(Noun) Slang term used for the female vagina. See also ham wallet

I was balls deep in her squishee mitten when I passed out.

Squishee Mitten by Brandon Thompson February 28, 2006

Starfish Squishee 

n. after having the anus/rectum probed by an unprotected penis and having the anal cavity filled with the associated deposit of seminal fluid, the recipient of the load squats over the face of the depositor and relieves their violated rectum of the deposited load and any other associated solids/bodily fluids they may have built up in the chute. Not only has the willing anus provided the violater with carnel pleasure and release, the provision of the ejected material also provides them with nourishment.

Hey man, thanks for letting me smash your ass - great ride - spewed SO much cock snot in your cornhole. One thing though, before the next Starfish Squishee, can you make sure you don't eats nuts - I have an allergy.

Starfish Squishee by cookie1964 February 14, 2013

Chocolate Squishee

When a girl diarrheas into a cup, and then you use the contents of the cup for lube to fuck her up the ass.

"I totally gave this chick a Chocolate Squishee last night."

Chocolate Squishee by wordsmith11 May 30, 2008