squish fuck

A needy little bitch who doesn't wear the pants in the relationship. A person who acts like they are king shit till they get home to get railed by a strap on. A person who buys expensive Body building supplements but is build like a bird. A person who loses their turn with their spouse.

That guy is a total squish fuck.

Don't act like a squish fuck.

Be a man, not a squish fuck.

squish fuck by Chicken wizard July 25, 2017

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Squishy fucktard

A fat and slightly retarted person that takes many dicks in the ass

Guy1: Hey did you get laid at the party last night?

Guy 2: Kinda i met this Squishy fucktard named Jordan and got my rape on

Squishy fucktard by Thuganot May 7, 2011

where the fucking squash at!?

"Where the fucking squash at!?" is a really stupid, meaningless expression to yell when walking into a party or other social situation to be absolutely obnoxious and dumb.

Plays on the word "sqad" meaning group of people or friends. "Where the squash at!?" "Where the fucking SQUUAAASHHH AT" "Where dat squash!?"

*enters a party*

Gretchen: YO BITCHES. Where the fucking squash at!? I'm finna get LIT tonight !

Regina: omg . Hahaha you're so fucking dumb Gretchen, please stop trying to make the word "squash" happen. It's NOT going to happen.

where the fucking squash at!? by BVMBL3B33 December 15, 2017

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

Word of the Day on July 14, 2026

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

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