squirrelist

When you are racists to squirrels and have weird ideas about them!

"Omg you are so squirrelist"

by squirrelist March 3, 2022

Two squirrels in a walnut tree

A literal statement about two squirrels playfully climbing a walnut tree on a sunny Spring morning

Stuart was feeling "chirpy" as he watched two squirrels in a walnut tree from his bed. Because Susie's mind was typically in the gutter, she assumed this to be a euphemism for the contents of Stuart's underwear. If only she had double carpeted her bottom step!

by Sharkey & Bubbles May 7, 2022

Sausage Squirrels

When a group of males set out on an adventure to actively achieve their nut (ejaculation) or multiple nuts, under any circumstances.

Wow! Those sausage squirrels are really dedicated to getting their nut!

by Fellow Sausage Squirrels March 28, 2010

packing squirrels

The unkempt hair that sticks out around a girls underwear.

That girl was hot, until she pulled down her pants and i saw she was packing squirrels

by russ e July 30, 2006

squirrelin'

A girl who is looking for nuts. Just like a squirrel.

Person 1: Dude that girl is a major slut.
Person 2: I know she is straight squirrelin'.

by squirrels123 April 27, 2011

Squirrelicide

What happens when you are driving, and a squirrel suddenly darts in front of your car. As you swerve to avoid hitting it, the squirrel also swerves, right under your front tire.

The teen was visibly shaken after her first encounter with squirrelicide.

by Ann_Hedonia November 3, 2008

The Squirrels Pearls

When an event or person is absolutely amazing. Top of the heap, best of the best.

That ice cream sundae was the squirrels pearls!

by Crazy Squirrel Anpanman May 21, 2019