squirrelish 

Jittery, afraid like a squirrel

Guy1: i feel weirdly squirrelish right now
guy2: do you have a reason to be this anxious?

squirrelish by Bunnieee:) May 7, 2021

Two squirrels in a walnut tree 

A literal statement about two squirrels playfully climbing a walnut tree on a sunny Spring morning

Stuart was feeling "chirpy" as he watched two squirrels in a walnut tree from his bed. Because Susie's mind was typically in the gutter, she assumed this to be a euphemism for the contents of Stuart's underwear. If only she had double carpeted her bottom step!

Two squirrels in a walnut tree by Sharkey & Bubbles May 7, 2022

squirrelophile

one who finds pleasure in molesting fuzzy woodland creatures. similar to a necrophile or a pedophile.

That Poor Squirrel Is Getting Raped By That Squirrelophile Loafers Again

squirrelophile by KillerPooMuffin September 1, 2007

Sausage Squirrels 

When a group of males set out on an adventure to actively achieve their nut (ejaculation) or multiple nuts, under any circumstances.

Wow! Those sausage squirrels are really dedicated to getting their nut!

Sausage Squirrels by Fellow Sausage Squirrels March 28, 2010

packing squirrels 

The unkempt hair that sticks out around a girls underwear.

That girl was hot, until she pulled down her pants and i saw she was packing squirrels

packing squirrels by russ e July 30, 2006

squirrelin' 

A girl who is looking for nuts. Just like a squirrel.

Person 1: Dude that girl is a major slut.
Person 2: I know she is straight squirrelin'.

squirrelin' by squirrels123 April 27, 2011

Squirrelicide 

What happens when you are driving, and a squirrel suddenly darts in front of your car. As you swerve to avoid hitting it, the squirrel also swerves, right under your front tire.

The teen was visibly shaken after her first encounter with squirrelicide.

Squirrelicide by Ann_Hedonia November 3, 2008