squirral 

a person who works hard for a living or hard at school but dosen't display it

yo he act like a dumb bastard but you seen his grades, maan dat fool a squirral

squirral by tom November 11, 2003

squirral 

cute and full of energy, but extremely jittery, unable to make the simplest decisions and therefore often gets squashed in ze road.

She finally hung out with him, and it was actually quite fun. She was just being a squirral about it.

squirral by avrilestrella March 2, 2011

“Squirrel it away” 

To “squirrel it away” is the act of tucking your testicles into your Butthole before a fight begins to protect them.

“Squirrel it away”. The guy tried to kick me in the nuts but luckily I “squirrelled them away” before the fight began.

“Squirrel it away” by Tswizzles February 24, 2023

Two squirrels in a walnut tree 

A literal statement about two squirrels playfully climbing a walnut tree on a sunny Spring morning

Stuart was feeling "chirpy" as he watched two squirrels in a walnut tree from his bed. Because Susie's mind was typically in the gutter, she assumed this to be a euphemism for the contents of Stuart's underwear. If only she had double carpeted her bottom step!

Two squirrels in a walnut tree by Sharkey & Bubbles May 7, 2022

Baby night squirrel 

A high school girl who comes up and goes to bars under the assumption she is a college student.

This bar is full of baby night squirrels.

Baby night squirrel by B&B in the morning August 11, 2012

lovely bit of squirrel 

A phrase used to describe a nice piece of meat. It is used by Martin mainly in Friday night dinner.

*eats meat*

‘That’s a lovely bit of squirrel’

lovely bit of squirrel by Jim and Wilson May 6, 2020

Squirrel Pack

The thing in front of the left handed scissors.

Coach: "Chris, get the left handed scissors!"
Chris: "Where are they?"
Coach: "Behind the squirrel pack!"

Squirrel Pack by CodyDV October 27, 2010