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squinton 

Everyone has a mate squinton. Big nose means he squints when he smiles and has a haircut that kind looks like the spoiler on a commodore, aka a mad as, clueless sick cunt.
This dudes such a squinton.
Words you can keep
(noun) - a person who is high on marijuana, causing they're eyes to be squinted almost shut.
Adrian wrecked after driving while squinto.
squinto by Dr. Andre' April 28, 2009

Squinion 

The official currency of the domestic feline.
I sat on the keyboard and made a ton of squinions on etrade today while my hoomin was out.
Squinion by Cycstorm August 25, 2008

squinto mode 

When someone acts like a complete social outcast in the weirdest ways. Squinto mode is used to describe someone who has an otherworldly lack of social behavior. They are like a child, doing the weirdest things in public because they don't know better.
Person 1: Is that person scooping their asshole with 4 fingers and sniffing it afterward??
Person 2: Ain't no way, he going squinto mode 💀💀
squinto mode by H3L3X June 12, 2023
A person that is half chinese and half native american (if there is someone that is). This person is characterized by squinty eyes so they view the world in widescreen, they also has a slightly tanned skin and like to wear mocassins.
yooo mang that nigga is a half breed....half asian half native american aka squinto...dammmmmmmn now aint that some shit
squinto by goq2 September 16, 2007

squintineyez 

To scrutinize someone with squinted eyes; to inspect thoroughly through narrowed eyes
It may have been the bright sun, but the way Paul was looking at me made me think he was squintineyezing me for talking to his girlfriend.

I always squintineyez new co-workers in order to seem intimidating.
squintineyez by rmsroxy77 May 28, 2015

Squintoception 

That feeling when you look at the sun and you know you will have to squint but continue to do so even though it is uncomfortable.
Ian fucked up his drives test because he kept looking at the sun, causing him to experience squintoception.
Squintoception by Jcalks5 April 18, 2019
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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