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(noun) - a person who is high on marijuana, causing they're eyes to be squinted almost shut.
Adrian wrecked after driving while squinto.
squinto by Dr. Andre' April 28, 2009

Squinion 

The official currency of the domestic feline.
I sat on the keyboard and made a ton of squinions on etrade today while my hoomin was out.
Squinion by Cycstorm August 25, 2008

squinto mode 

When someone acts like a complete social outcast in the weirdest ways. Squinto mode is used to describe someone who has an otherworldly lack of social behavior. They are like a child, doing the weirdest things in public because they don't know better.
Person 1: Is that person scooping their asshole with 4 fingers and sniffing it afterward??
Person 2: Ain't no way, he going squinto mode 💀💀
squinto mode by H3L3X June 12, 2023
A person that is half chinese and half native american (if there is someone that is). This person is characterized by squinty eyes so they view the world in widescreen, they also has a slightly tanned skin and like to wear mocassins.
yooo mang that nigga is a half breed....half asian half native american aka squinto...dammmmmmmn now aint that some shit
squinto by goq2 September 16, 2007

squintineyez 

To scrutinize someone with squinted eyes; to inspect thoroughly through narrowed eyes
It may have been the bright sun, but the way Paul was looking at me made me think he was squintineyezing me for talking to his girlfriend.

I always squintineyez new co-workers in order to seem intimidating.
squintineyez by rmsroxy77 May 28, 2015

Squintoception 

That feeling when you look at the sun and you know you will have to squint but continue to do so even though it is uncomfortable.
Ian fucked up his drives test because he kept looking at the sun, causing him to experience squintoception.
Squintoception by Jcalks5 April 18, 2019
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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