a squidgedoo is a term referring to a native new zealand species of a bear cub. It can also be used in terms of irrelevance to nothing whatsoever. squidgedoo?
Squidgedoos have a distinctive mating call only heard during a waning moon in August in Howick, Auckland, New Zealand. It sounds like a savage sneeze. It can attract all sorts of parrot-birds and possum-rodents, cheese-dogs and minibuses (dohlahz).
1-A boy with inferior facial hair, or a woman with significant facial hair. OR MULLET!!
2- A real douche, cries to girls about his problems. One with inferior intelligence, and lack of general ability to perform ANYTHING
3- One who claims or desires to be good at an athletic event, but is a second rate, 3rd string degenerate who was most likely strained through the streets.
Jason- Dude, he's a real squiggledick
Bob- A what?
Jason- Just look at his mustache, and the tears in his eyes. He's a real live "squiggledick, squiggle dick"
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.