zach's definitions

spooners

spooning is 1 of the better things in life it is so mad i love spooning spooners it rox the box ahh yeah and sex it is cool also but not wen u get them pregz that sux thats wen u wanna run from there dads

i love to spoon spooners

by zach February 20, 2005

admin

a loser who spends too much time defining words on the urban dictionary, has little or no life. basicly a one minute man, with a vagina deeper than a golf bag. likes to get on his knees and smile like a donut. will tell girls anything to get into their pants, which has never and will never happen.

haha, look at that 'admin' trying to pick up those girls, he has NO chance.

by Zach February 24, 2005

pish-tosh

A phrase commonly used to scoff at some one or something; disbelief; A condescending interjection.

Mel: We're going to the movies, do you want to come?
Bruce: Pish-tosh!

by Zach May 31, 2004

shriner

An individual who outright judges and looks down upon others for their choice to indulge in drugs, alcohol or sex. Typically seen in individuals who uphold strict religious morals.

Betty is such a shriner. She lectured me for 15 minutes yesterday about how I'm going to ruin my life if I ever smoke again!

by Zach February 6, 2007

fudge packer

One who enjoys trucking on the Hershey Highway

dude, have you been trucking again? my ass hurts.

by Zach May 29, 2003

Flipper

While gettting a girl from behind you pull your dick out and shove it in her ass. she makes a noise like the dolphin Flipper.

I gave that bitch the flipper and she cried.

by Zach March 8, 2005

moist shamoise

a moist-towelette-like device used for cleaning up ketchup/catsup

"Well, aren't you going to get your 409 or Awesome Sauce or whatever you're going to clean this up with? Maybe a moist shamoise?"

by Zach June 21, 2003