squidwart

A gay squid that dabs.

Hi squidwart.

by Dab on them haters=cancer May 16, 2018

SquidanticZ

The most powerful, caring and fun antics between a super close set of friends.

The squid-eyes went out for a night of Squidanticz.

by Sb5 Squid April 20, 2021

Eduardo Squidwardo

A name that if uttered will cause you to be inflicted with lots of damage.

Jon: I bet you wish you were a little nicer to me now, huh?! You think I didn't hear you call me "Eduardo Squidwardo" behind my back! I'M GONNA GIVE YOU LOT'S OF DAMAGE!

by Hearshotkid_2113 January 8, 2019

SquidanticZ

A group of really close friends, having a really good time together.

It was Bessie’s birthday so SquidanticZ were a must.

by Sb5 Squid April 17, 2021

Squidward

The most relatable character fiction has created in the history of the universe.
"Wake me up when I care."

Don't say anything Squidward. Remember your karma.

by JustKiddingItsMeHillary February 19, 2019

Squidward torture porn

Any episode of SpongeBob SquarePants in which the character, Squidward Tentacles, is unfairly injured/stripped of any dreams or hopes for that episode for the sole purpose of him being Squidward and being the "bad guy" when in reality, he's the character we sympathize with. Also noted by an abnormally large IQ drop in SpongeBob or Patrick just for those episodes as well.

Fan 1: Did you see that new SpongeBob episode?
Fan 2: Yeah, it was a total Squidward torture porn.
Fan 1: I know, I felt so bad for Squidward!

by Yosuke Hanamura November 16, 2013

squidwards nose

A long, floppy dick.

"we was in the movies and she tried to grab my squidwards nose"

by RIP Garry the Goat November 20, 2018