squidgin

squid + virgin a squidgin is an incel who owns a restaurant but it doesn't matter as all the profits disappear on spy puts. squidgins are often 5'3 on a good day.

wow that guy is 5'3 and owns a restaurant he must be a squidgin!

by StockMarketCom June 9, 2022

squidging

when you're hugging someone, and for a moment you hold them tighter, you're squidging them

"So i was hugging her, and she said something cute, so i squidged her"

by peachstar June 24, 2005

Squidding

When you ride like an asshole or above your limits. Squids don't wear any proper riding gear. Squids typically ride a Suzuki, and don't give to shits about anyone,or their bike

Jim.. You need to stop squidding.. It's fucking dumb

by -Mr.YummiR6 May 6, 2014

Squidling

A human individual under the age of 30. It can also be strongly affected by a specific time, place, or circumstance. IE,

"You're behaving like a squidling"

You squidlings had better get off my lawn before I call your parents!

by 10ch4n September 29, 2009

Squidding

Typically a sedentary activity in which a person acts like an agitated or otherwise unproductive squid. Levels of agitation may vary from lethargic to furious. One may squid due to exhaustion, being annoyed, in pain, depressed, upset or any other reason deemed valid by the squidder.

Friend: "What's up?"
Squidder: "༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽"
Friend: "what... o_o"
Squidder: "IM SQUIDDING"
Friend: "Squidding??"
Squidder: "Long day, I'm exhausted. So yeah, I'm squidding"
Friend: "What the fuck is that??"
Squidder: "Just laying around like a fucking squid"
Friend: "K.."

by Flobsmack February 6, 2020

Squiging

Squiging is a sport whereby 2 individuals* attempt to maneuver past each other through a very tight space. The sport has recently been added to the Olympics.

*There is also a team version of Squiging involving 2 teams of 16 players.

Example 1.
Guy 1: O shit were never going to fit down this narrow alleyway
Guy 2: Dont worry man im a professional Squiger

Example 2.
Guy 1: Hey man did you watch The Squiging on ESPN last night?
Guy 2: yes

by conorob90 February 28, 2011

squidgits

Abreviation of Squidgy Digits. A person with fat fingers.

His squidgits were so huge i thought they were sausage rolls

by vallantho September 5, 2008