2 definitions by StockMarketCom

squidgin

squid + virgin a squidgin is an incel who owns a restaurant but it doesn't matter as all the profits disappear on spy puts. squidgins are often 5'3 on a good day.

wow that guy is 5'3 and owns a restaurant he must be a squidgin!

by StockMarketCom June 10, 2022

Squirgin

a gambling restaurant owning virgin

girl: you see that squirgin over there?
boy: yeah he lost 25k in 3 weeks

by StockMarketCom June 9, 2022