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squidgets 

While heavy petting my gf, I noticed her lady parts were pulsating. Heavily. No joke it felt like a lubed-up human heart down there. She had a mad case of the squidgets.

Synonym: wet lady boner
Antonym: blue balls
squidgets by psydekik March 15, 2013
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Squigglets 

A word for a small or young worm. Originates on the blogging website tumblr.
"There is no name for a baby worm, it's just called a worm."
"I'll call them squigglets"
Squigglets by wolffieworldorder December 21, 2013

Suigetsu 

A character in Naruto. Not yet known to most American fans who cannot get off their lazy butts and read the subbed Japanese manga that comes out every week. Suigetsu is refered to as the second coming of Zabuza, and a prodigy in the art of murder. He took Zabuza's sword from his grave, and plans to get the rest of the swords from the Seven Swordsmen of the Mist. Suigetsu also likes to melt into a liquid state. He seems to enjoy arguing.
Suigetsu can beat the crap out of his enemies.

Suigetsu is an awesome Naruto character!
Suigetsu by Sasuke Hater January 26, 2008

Squidge Mark 

A wet, shit stain left in the underwear after passing what was intended to be air, but ended up a little soft serve stool. See squidge.
Oh braaahhhh. I need to do a quick wipe after that one. Pretty sure there's gonna be a squidge mark in my boxers.
Squidge Mark by Eaton Holgoode March 21, 2017
noun; a wet fart

verb; the act of ripping a wet fart
Russell, trying to be a funny man, went to blow a fart in Hurley's face but ended up with a squidge in his britches.

Mikey laughed so hard that he squidged his pants.

After butt hole surgery, Gerard suffered many a squidge.
squidge by NCKnobster September 8, 2011

Squidget 

A small child, can be applied to any child younger than thirteen. Also "squidgelet"

"Did you see all the little squidgets in line for Santa? It's a total squidge-fest.
Squidget by Sallie Collom March 30, 2009
Abreviation of Squidgy Digits. A person with fat fingers.
His squidgits were so huge i thought they were sausage rolls
squidgits by vallantho September 5, 2008
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