While heavy petting my gf, I noticed her lady parts were pulsating. Heavily. No joke it felt like a lubed-up human heart down there. She had a mad case of the squidgets.
Synonym: wet lady boner
Antonym: blue balls
Synonym: wet lady boner
Antonym: blue balls
by psydekik March 12, 2013
by Sallie Collom November 14, 2008
A cool, usually short person. Always trying to have fun but sometimes can be quite a prankster. Can be annoying at times, but usually a squidget is cool.
by Syntho May 06, 2009
1. Having qualities that delight the senses, especially the sense of sight.
2. Excellent; wonderful.
2. Excellent; wonderful.
"Those kittens are SO Squidget!"
by Damaen February 23, 2003
The word itself is a portmanteaux of Squirt and Midget, implying shortness of stature, but the scope is far greater. A squidget is a genuinely detestible person, usually obnoxious and overweight, with an intense, selfish greed. Generally annoying and one of the worst examples of humanity you can find. Often heard screaming "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" when they don't get their way.
"No, I won't give you what you want, you stupid little squidget!"
"Man, you know that kid? What a fucking squidget."
"Man, you know that kid? What a fucking squidget."
by Jaggajack October 09, 2007
*small fat child waddles into store*
Teenager1: lol look! a squidget just came in. We better hurry up before he eats everything!
Teenager2: ROFL
Teenager1: lol look! a squidget just came in. We better hurry up before he eats everything!
Teenager2: ROFL
by President_Choob May 15, 2009
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