Pulsating hospitality is the reciprocation offered to a cougar in exchange for dinner, drinks, conversation and spending part of her alimony on the cougar hunter.

Jib Slice threw down his pulsating hospitality and thecougar still short-changed him!

Pulsating hospitality by Jib Slice May 19, 2010

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pulsating titans toe

A male penis that, unfortunately, hasn't grown in terms of length but has achieved a width admirable by all. The short but wide member bounces along to the tune of the heartbeat

My date was so nice but he had one of those pulsating titans toes.

pulsating titans toe by Capincutie February 15, 2021

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pulsating booze sponge

A sleeping buddy who reeks of alcohol so bad it makes you think you are sleepng on a bar room floor instead of in bed. An alcohol soaked bedmate.

Her ,"Wow, you sure were putting out the toxic air last nite after the booze you consumed."
Him," What do ya mean? I was just sleepin."
Her : "It was like trying to sleep next to a big pulsating booze sponge, or on an old bar room floor; not sexy at all, phew!"
Him:"Ah, hon, I just had a couple.
Her, "Yep, I've heard it all before, old "two drink" Joe".

pulsating booze sponge by People Watcher December 19, 2009

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