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squezed

I squezed the lemon.
by nightwood November 26, 2013
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As Happy as a Squeezed Snake

To add the fluid into the gas station windshield washers, first you need to squeeze a snake. The manufacturers of the washer fluid squeeze the snake which allows the washing fluid to come out of a snake. This takes off a lot of weight from the snakes, making them very happy that they have been squeezed dry.
"Dude what are you doing, Why are you smiling so much?"
"Dude i'm as happy as a squeezed snake!"
by iiWolfyii January 20, 2020
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Squeedily Spooch

The Squeedily Spooch is an organ, found in the Irkin body.
First heard in Nickeloden's only good show, Invader Zim, in the episode "Dark Harvest". It controls all bodily functions. Getting hit in the Squeedily Spooch proves to be quite painful for any Irkin, as we discover, when Zim, the main character of the show, falls to the ground after receiving a blow from a dodge ball, clutching his midsection, where the Squeedily Spooch is located.

It's like a human male, receiving a kick to the testicular region.
*WHAM!*

Human: Arrrgh! My organs!

Zim: Whahahaha!! Inferior human organs!!!

*WHAM!!*

Zim: Auugh!! My Squeedily Spooch!

-Zim and the little human boy, in the "Dark Harvest" episode.
by ADD Robot October 16, 2009
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freshly squeezed

When you squeeze out your farts nice and fresh, they become freshly squeezed!
Hey Steve, come and take a whiff of this fart! It's freshly squeezed too!
by LonePooper February 4, 2018
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squeezed lemon

A married man whose energy and spirit have been exhausted by the relentless demands of his wife. Typically a squeezed lemon works long hours in a soul-sucking job to earn the money demanded by his wife to support her purchases.
Look at those squeezed lemons, trudging after their wives in the galleria wondering how they're going to pay for all this crap.
by logic001 June 25, 2010
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freshly squeezed

man juice; semen; can be used as a noun or a verb
"He just freshly squeezed all over me last night!"
or
"Pump that freshly squeezed bitch!"
by dtf in oc December 27, 2008
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squeedunk

1. a particularly lovable or pleasing person or thing
2. used as a term of endearment or an affectionate form of address
My dear squeedunk, how are you?
by User239879234 February 25, 2021
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