Person 1: Argh!
Person 2: Wassup?
Person 1: My mum is peckin baree squeed

Person 1: What you having for tea?
Person 2: Probs just some squeed on toast

Person 1: How much dosh you got?
Person 2: Um, about 8 Squeed

Person 1: Why are you walking funny?
Person 2: I think I've sprained by squeed

Person 1: I got an A in my exam! what about you?
Person 2: An A? you gay? I got Squeed!

Squeed by GioTorralba August 25, 2014

Related Words

Squeed • Squeedily Spooch • squeedge • squeedle • Squeedly spooch • squeedunk • squeeda • Squeedaloops • squeeded • Squeedis

squeed

1. Unknown bodily fluid.

2. A bodily substance of unknown origin.

Oh my God you squeeded all over me.
Shit, there is squeed all over the window.

squeed by Eel Man October 7, 2016

Squeed

To attack something and do an impressive amount of damage, only to learn that it has exactly one hit point left.

You: "Dude, is it dead yet???"
GM: "Nope. You squeed it."
You: "Mother FUCKER!"

Squeed by mediocresurgeon123 November 30, 2011

squeed

another way to say "squid" but in a different way

hey do you have a pet squeed

yeah i do

squeed by Amogus😳 December 20, 2023

Squeelizer

A shriek or yell due to the presence of lizards and iguanas in pool or beach lounging areas.

You're more annoying than the lizard is with your squeels and screeching, don't be a squeelizer, it's harmless!

Squeelizer by Benvenuti March 10, 2019

Squee

A noise primarily made by an over-excited fangirl, however it has spread rapidly and is now widely spread among the web community.

Omg!! New Harry Potter book out!! Omg Squee squee! omg!!!

Squee by Sazzle June 7, 2004

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026