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Sk-wee-d

Invented by Gio Torralba from Blackpool UK,
The word basically means anything and can be used in pretty much any context.
Person 1: Argh!
Person 2: Wassup?
Person 1: My mum is peckin baree squeed

Person 1: What you having for tea?
Person 2: Probs just some squeed on toast

Person 1: How much dosh you got?
Person 2: Um, about 8 Squeed

Person 1: Why are you walking funny?
Person 2: I think I've sprained by squeed

Person 1: I got an A in my exam! what about you?
Person 2: An A? you gay? I got Squeed!
Squeed by GioTorralba August 25, 2014
1. Unknown bodily fluid.

2. A bodily substance of unknown origin.
Oh my God you squeeded all over me.
Shit, there is squeed all over the window.
squeed by Eel Man October 7, 2016
To attack something and do an impressive amount of damage, only to learn that it has exactly one hit point left.
You: "Dude, is it dead yet???"
GM: "Nope. You squeed it."
You: "Mother FUCKER!"
Squeed by mediocresurgeon123 November 30, 2011
another way to say "squid" but in a different way
hey do you have a pet squeed

yeah i do
squeed by Amogus😳 December 20, 2023

Squeelizer 

A shriek or yell due to the presence of lizards and iguanas in pool or beach lounging areas.
You're more annoying than the lizard is with your squeels and screeching, don't be a squeelizer, it's harmless!
Squeelizer by Benvenuti March 10, 2019
A noise primarily made by an over-excited fangirl, however it has spread rapidly and is now widely spread among the web community.
Omg!! New Harry Potter book out!! Omg Squee squee! omg!!!
Squee by Sazzle June 7, 2004