squeez

Your new girlfriend.

Matt: Hey where's your squeez?
Me: She's not here right now.
Matt: You gonna bone her?
Me: Hell yeah!

by David October 3, 2004

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Squeez

Another way down south (florida) to say good weed or liqure

Yo where the squeez at ?
Whats your squeez ?

by florida slango September 11, 2014

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Squeez the Lemon

An Expression used if u have to pee extremly badley.

"Hey Man, I really need to Squeez the Lemon again!."

by BitchFucker700 June 27, 2008

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Squeez bags

Female breasts, boobs, tits.

Let me see those squeez bags!

by YGT March 9, 2005

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No, I did leave the 'e' off on purpose,

Squeez Bacon is self explanatory: it's bacon in a bootle; like ketchup. It's a delectable treat from Sweden that has somehow made it through the USDA into the shelves in America (shudders). It is said to be an almighty food worthy of the gods on the Think Geek website. I can't talk about the taste because i've never acually had it, but while it allows you to make a BBBLBT (Bacon-Bacon-Bacon-Lettuce-Bacon-Tomato) sandwich, to me the stuff looks like the filling expected to go in a frag grenade, and/or diarrhea. Now go buy a bottle for 7.99.

With Squeez Bacon, I don't have to worry about having the bacon undercooked.

by gokillifysomething December 24, 2010

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