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Squeezie

See PewDiePie ? That's him in French.
Squeezie is a French youtuber
by strawberry trash August 8, 2016
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Squeezie

A squeezie is a make-shift gravity bong made by a 1 litre bottle, flat bottle cap and a socket piece. It captures the smoke by slowly releasing the pre-squeezed bottle half filled with water while lighting the marijuana in the socket piece which has been melted and air-locked into the cap with a lighter. after the smoke has pulled through into the bottle, take off the cap and inhale the smoke.
"Sam just had a squeezie, he's on another planet!"
by Tinny Inspector March 28, 2021
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a cuter way of saying hug, cuddle, snuggle or a warm embrace.
It's like when you want to put your arms around him and squeeze him tight.
A: Beryl is sooo down today.
B. c'mon let's cheer her up and give her a squeezie :)
by primaverabebe February 28, 2011
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Squeezie

A nickname for someone you love. A Squeezie is not only your lover but also your best friend. The best kind of Squeezies are Christopher's and Chelsea's.
Hey Squeezie!

I love my Squeezie
by chelisity_xo January 15, 2015
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A dude who has power over all because of his god- like appearance. This man plays lead guitar for a multitude of bands. He also plays ice hockey but sux at it. Squeezie is a chick magnet that all the hott chicks flock to, and I don't mean chickens! This man is also HUGE. He can consume much beverage and state altering material. He is Jewish, Christian, Irish, Atheist, German, African, Russian, Italian, and part horse. Although some of these origins are not visible from the outside, if you look up his butt, you might find something landing on your face. WARNING: Squeezie is addictive because of his humor and could incinerate your brain with laughter.
All the bitch's are addicted to Squeezie; no lie.
by Squeezie Them Boobies March 1, 2009
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peenie squeezie

Pennie Squeezie is a buff bulldog introduced on season 1 of Hot Streets. His methods are crude but effective.
Hey! Wuh-wuh-wuh-wuh-wuh-wuh! Don't fuck with peenie squeezie!
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Johnson Squeezie's

The act where multiple males crawl around a sandpit whilst trying to squeeze each others "Johnson's".
Jarred crawled around the sandpit trying to squeeze Shiva's Johnson during a game of Johnson Squeezie's
by Brendan SK Campbell April 7, 2015
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