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Your new girlfriend.

Matt: Hey where's your squeez?
Me: She's not here right now.
Matt: You gonna bone her?
Me: Hell yeah!

squeez by David October 3, 2004

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Squeez

Another way down south (florida) to say good weed or liqure

Yo where the squeez at ?
Whats your squeez ?

Squeez by florida slango September 11, 2014

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Related Words

Squeezer • squeeze • squeeze box • Squeezies • squeezle • squeeze one out • Squeezie • squeeza • squeeze cheese • squeeze job

Squeez the Lemon

An Expression used if u have to pee extremly badley.

"Hey Man, I really need to Squeez the Lemon again!."

Squeez the Lemon by BitchFucker700 June 27, 2008

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Squeez bags

Female breasts, boobs, tits.

Let me see those squeez bags!

Squeez bags by YGT March 9, 2005

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Squeez Bacon

No, I did leave the 'e' off on purpose,

Squeez Bacon is self explanatory: it's bacon in a bootle; like ketchup. It's a delectable treat from Sweden that has somehow made it through the USDA into the shelves in America (shudders). It is said to be an almighty food worthy of the gods on the Think Geek website. I can't talk about the taste because i've never acually had it, but while it allows you to make a BBBLBT (Bacon-Bacon-Bacon-Lettuce-Bacon-Tomato) sandwich, to me the stuff looks like the filling expected to go in a frag grenade, and/or diarrhea. Now go buy a bottle for 7.99.

With Squeez Bacon, I don't have to worry about having the bacon undercooked.

Squeez Bacon by gokillifysomething December 24, 2010

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Easy Peezy Squeez my Lemons

Said once in Pokimane's stream. Means that something was/is easy

Pokimane: Let's go we got the kills.

Random player: That was easy peezy squeez my lemons

Easy Peezy Squeez my Lemons by School sucks dilliam October 5, 2021

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GoGo Squeez

The Mormon way of sucking dick

Avery gave him a good GoGo Squeez

GoGo Squeez by Ru$ty Priu$ November 22, 2019

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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