Squeeks

a premature pedofile, who resembles an undesirable household rodent, is dirty, likes to utter the word "fuck" frequently, and often will tell others how much pussy he could get to detract from the fact that he is actually into elementary-aged boys

Squeeks seduced little Michael into the forest during recess and unmercifully railed the shit out of his asshole

by The Anti-Squeeks February 26, 2008

Squeeks

squeeks is a smart, funny, sweet, caring, evil at times, but most of all she is my child

random: What's a squeeks?

me: What?? No no no it's a she and she is amazing and like probably one of the best and the one and only kid I talk to on a daily basis

by RIP Xx August 3, 2021

Squeeker

A person who has yet to meet the age of puberty and compensates for their lack of adult hood or skill in the game by the butchering of the English language with their high voices by stringing together profanity after profanity. commonly found playing any online game with voice chat such as Halo.

Masterspaz: God.. that person was annoying

Blastzilla: Squeekers,not much you can do except muting them

by Seph MacLeod October 7, 2008

squeesome

1: something worthy of squeeing
2: something very cute and adorable
3: something worthy of fangirl obsession

Basically, anything that makes a teenage girl squee is squeesome!

Alyssa: So then, after he gave me the flowers and chocolate, he played me a song that he wrote for me.
Miranda: Really? Oh my god, that is so squeesome!
-OR-
Alyssa: I love Johnny Depp ..
Miranda: Yeah .. he is so squeesome .. *sigh*

by rented.emotions February 23, 2008

Squeeky'd

A Term For When Water Has Been Flicked In Another Persons Face Whilst Sleeping

Andrew got Squeeky'd last night by John, He awoke with a wet face

by Shmalzzz April 5, 2008

Squeeshy

adj. A huggable person, who has a cute, yet pudgy stomach.

Lawrence, you are so squeeshy!

by PiG333 May 17, 2005

Heebity Squeets

A noun. A medical condition involving several short but noisy and/or moist farts, extreme paranoia, and laughing.

Often set on by sudden shock or fear.

Not to be confused with the Walking Farts.

Lindsay scared Gabe and now hes got the Heebity Squeets. You can here him in the next room.

by RageKage August 27, 2006