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When you are looking to go out on the pisser.
Whose looking to get pretty squeeky tonight?
squeeky by cvizz January 23, 2011
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My little baby caiden
squeeky by k8 September 10, 2003

Squeeky'd 

A Term For When Water Has Been Flicked In Another Persons Face Whilst Sleeping
Andrew got Squeeky'd last night by John, He awoke with a wet face
Squeeky'd by Shmalzzz April 5, 2008

squeeky windshield 

after you eat out a girl, an the pussy is dry, you do her hard! and it makes a squeek squeek noice of the hard dick rubbing the raw vigina walls.
keenan: hey jakob heard you gave brian a squeeky windshield last night?

jakob: hell yea that pussy was squeeky clean!!

Squeeky Dolphin 

When you are doing a chick from behind and she turns to you and makes a squeeking sound similar to that of a dolphin.
I was porkin her in the butt and she pulled a squeeky dolphin
Squeeky Dolphin by Bay November 17, 2003

squeeky teeth 

The state in which you grind your teeth and they make a squeeking noise do to eating or drinking certian foods like ham or bottled iced tea.
Brittknee-"oh man i ate ham last night for dinner and i have a severe case of squeeky teeth!!"
Chelly-"I HAD BRISK ICED TEA AND NOW MY TEETH ARE TOTALLY SQUEEKY TOO."
squeeky teeth by BrittneyL December 13, 2007

Squeeky Guy 

A guy who is very squeeky. He has squeeky pants. He can do a squeeky pants dance.
Leeko! Leeko! Leeko! I'm a squeeky guy!
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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