Only applicable to NRHS students dedicated to supporting the Squawks Cocks foundation. To join you must trash and bully JP Media on any of his public profiles and graffitiing the public bathrooms with whatever hate speech you prefer. How ever these steps are optional. The standard for each member is to be between the ages of 14 to 17
(keep in mind to avoid Dylan Mackinnon while being in between these ages) A necessary step is to purchase a sex toy from a nearby pleasures and treasures shop and it is mandatory to place this toy on Mr. Foleys desk extra points if it is used or over 10 inches. If done correctly Mr. Foley WILL crash out and take the other bathroom walls, Extra points if Mr. Foley quits his job; one last task is to lock the supervisor Mimberly in the tranny bathroom indefinably this makes you a proud squawk's cock's member
When a person types in all caps lock. This person might be hyper, jittery, excited etc. and feels the need to express through caps lock. You may feel as though they are screaming at you through the computer. It can be very annoying and aggravating. You may also feel the need to strangle the person behind the keyboard.
Kenny: OMG I ALMOST DIED YEZTERDAY I STUBBED MY DICK! ANYWAY WHAT ARE YOU UP TO????
During intercourse when a male both ejaculates and rips ass at the same time. Truly one of the bestfeelings of all time although it may lead to you being single.
A short, arrogant little goblin who's teeth overwhelm the whole room. Is very quick over the first ten metres, and has a strong aversion to hugs. Lisps are very prevalent among this species, along with bad hair styles, and (many) defects are common.
A term used to describe relationships, usually of a sexual or intimate nature, between a human male, or female, and a bird of prey, gender unimportant (hawkward) that is so hawkward the awkwardness is squared.
In the Young Audience series Animorphs by K.A. Applegate (published by Scholastic Inc.), Tobias (who is a hawk) had to explain to his uncle (who is an alien) the purpose of kissing, though neither of them had lips; this was a squawkward moment.