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Squawks Cocks
Only applicable to NRHS students dedicated to supporting the Squawks Cocks foundation. To join you must trash and bully JP Media on any of his public profiles and graffitiing the public bathrooms with whatever hate speech you prefer. How ever these steps are optional. The standard for each member is to be between the ages of 14 to 17
(keep in mind to avoid Dylan Mackinnon while being in between these ages) A necessary step is to purchase a sex toy from a nearby pleasures and treasures shop and it is mandatory to place this toy on Mr. Foleys desk extra points if it is used or over 10 inches. If done correctly Mr. Foley WILL crash out and take the other bathroom walls, Extra points if Mr. Foley quits his job; one last task is to lock the supervisor Mimberly in the tranny bathroom indefinably this makes you a proud squawk's cock's member
(keep in mind to avoid Dylan Mackinnon while being in between these ages) A necessary step is to purchase a sex toy from a nearby pleasures and treasures shop and it is mandatory to place this toy on Mr. Foleys desk extra points if it is used or over 10 inches. If done correctly Mr. Foley WILL crash out and take the other bathroom walls, Extra points if Mr. Foley quits his job; one last task is to lock the supervisor Mimberly in the tranny bathroom indefinably this makes you a proud squawk's cock's member
Squawks Cocks by JackPentonsStinkDungHole February 25, 2025
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Caps Squawk
When a person types in all caps lock. This person might be hyper, jittery, excited etc. and feels the need to express through caps lock. You may feel as though they are screaming at you through the computer. It can be very annoying and aggravating. You may also feel the need to strangle the person behind the keyboard.
Kenny: OMG I ALMOST DIED YEZTERDAY I STUBBED MY DICK! ANYWAY WHAT ARE YOU UP TO????
Bill: stfu
Kenny: WHY!?!?!!?
Bill fucking hates when people Caps Squawk
Bill: stfu
Kenny: WHY!?!?!!?
Bill fucking hates when people Caps Squawk
Caps Squawk by ChadSonZor October 20, 2009
Squawking dragon
During intercourse when a male both ejaculates and rips ass at the same time. Truly one of the best feelings of all time although it may lead to you being single.
Dude, last night I totally pulled the elusive squawking dragon with my girlfriend. She was less than impressed.
Squawking dragon by TheeSquawkingDragon July 19, 2011
Squawky Porky
A short, arrogant little goblin who's teeth overwhelm the whole room. Is very quick over the first ten metres, and has a strong aversion to hugs. Lisps are very prevalent among this species, along with bad hair styles, and (many) defects are common.
Squawky Porky by Da_Purple_Alien February 18, 2017
Squawkward
A term used to describe relationships, usually of a sexual or intimate nature, between a human male, or female, and a bird of prey, gender unimportant (hawkward) that is so hawkward the awkwardness is squared.
In the Young Audience series Animorphs by K.A. Applegate (published by Scholastic Inc.), Tobias (who is a hawk) had to explain to his uncle (who is an alien) the purpose of kissing, though neither of them had lips; this was a squawkward moment.
Squawkward by Animorphs: The Radio Drama fan July 7, 2010
Squaksquakuaa
A male co-worker who is obssesed with male reproductive organs and constantly having them in or around their mouth
Squaksquakuaa by Non Squaksquakuaa May 25, 2012
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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