Definitions by ChadSonZor
S.W.A.G Method
Scientifically. Whack. Ass. Guess. This can be used to answer something you don't know but by using the S.W.A.G method it gives you a slim chance to answer correctly and gives your answer a sense of swag.
Joey: Did you hear about that fight last night during lunch?
Dominic: Yeah bro i heard it was fucking awesome.
Joey: Ehh kinda.. it wasn't too great.
Dominic used the S.W.A.G method to make it look like he knew what he was talking about and his answer had some "swag". It was a safe answer because in fact he hadn't seen it or heard about it but just assumed it would be "fucking sweet".
Dominic: Yeah bro i heard it was fucking awesome.
Joey: Ehh kinda.. it wasn't too great.
Dominic used the S.W.A.G method to make it look like he knew what he was talking about and his answer had some "swag". It was a safe answer because in fact he hadn't seen it or heard about it but just assumed it would be "fucking sweet".
S.W.A.G Method by ChadSonZor December 14, 2009
Random Calling Victim
A person who has suffered random calls from random friends in their contacts they never knew they had. The person calling claims "it was because of the touch screen" or "it called in my pocket" or "i meant to call my mom, sorry" etc. You are a victim to bullshit, annoyance and lies.
Wendy's phone randomally went through her contacts found Raluph's number and called it. Raluph answered it to a bunch faint voices and ruffles from being in her pocket. He frantically screamed hello 100 times before he hung up. Raluph suffered as a Random Calling Victim.
Random Calling Victim by ChadSonZor November 6, 2009
Vanilla Chocolate Swirl
this occurs when a girl takes a dump and out of her ass comes her shit and cum forming a vanilla chocolate swirl which the male than forces down her throat.
Joe: Dude I heard you railed Jill last night?
Frank: Ya bro it was intense, I gave her a vanilla chocolate swirl.
Frank: Ya bro it was intense, I gave her a vanilla chocolate swirl.
Vanilla Chocolate Swirl by ChadSonZor October 20, 2009
Rapebooking
(Wayne's dick stood erect as he impatiently browsed through Gina's facebook photo's looking for an ass shot. He finally found one. Photo 17)
....the next day....
Wayne: I rapebooked the shit out of you last night
Gina: Whats rapebooking?
Carl: Yeah Gina, photo #17 in the "crazy summer nights" album was great!
....the next day....
Wayne: I rapebooked the shit out of you last night
Gina: Whats rapebooking?
Carl: Yeah Gina, photo #17 in the "crazy summer nights" album was great!
Rapebooking by ChadSonZor October 20, 2009
BCS
Code name for Boner in Class Syndrome. It helps hide the real humility with this three letter acronym. Particularly bad when called up to the board, bell rings, fire drill, sudden movement behind you and/or anything else forcing you to get up from your seat.
(William directly focuses on Helen's ass and lime green colored thong while in the middle of a class discussion on Emily Dickinson)
Mrs. Dickonface: William it appears as though your pork sword is trying to escape its denim cage!
William: Fuck off!
Mrs. Dickonface: Take yourself and your BCS and move to the front!
(William hurries to readjust his dick in his waistband while the class stares at the tip that just barely sticks out of the top of his jeans)
Mrs. Dickonface: William it appears as though your pork sword is trying to escape its denim cage!
William: Fuck off!
Mrs. Dickonface: Take yourself and your BCS and move to the front!
(William hurries to readjust his dick in his waistband while the class stares at the tip that just barely sticks out of the top of his jeans)
BCS by ChadSonZor October 20, 2009
Caps Squawk
When a person types in all caps lock. This person might be hyper, jittery, excited etc. and feels the need to express through caps lock. You may feel as though they are screaming at you through the computer. It can be very annoying and aggravating. You may also feel the need to strangle the person behind the keyboard.
Kenny: OMG I ALMOST DIED YEZTERDAY I STUBBED MY DICK! ANYWAY WHAT ARE YOU UP TO????
Bill: stfu
Kenny: WHY!?!?!!?
Bill fucking hates when people Caps Squawk
Bill: stfu
Kenny: WHY!?!?!!?
Bill fucking hates when people Caps Squawk
Caps Squawk by ChadSonZor October 20, 2009