tingle masturnap

The first motion of this action is to consume a bottle of melatonin gummies. Wait 36 minutes. If timed correctly proceed to purchase 3 or more minutes on a massage chair while simultaneously unbuttoning your pants slowly, after 3 minutes you proceed to masturbate furiously while attempting to spin in a circle counterclockwise. Hobble to the nearest disabled bathroom and splooge wherever the tingle takes you the next unwilling action should be an intense unforgettable sleep and intense euforic dreaming
Hey Jack Penton are you still going to pull a "tingle masturnap" tonight like you planned?
by JackPentonsStinkDungHole February 20, 2025
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Squawks Cocks

Only applicable to NRHS students dedicated to supporting the Squawks Cocks foundation. To join you must trash and bully JP Media on any of his public profiles and graffitiing the public bathrooms with whatever hate speech you prefer. How ever these steps are optional. The standard for each member is to be between the ages of 14 to 17
(keep in mind to avoid Dylan Mackinnon while being in between these ages) A necessary step is to purchase a sex toy from a nearby pleasures and treasures shop and it is mandatory to place this toy on Mr. Foleys desk extra points if it is used or over 10 inches. If done correctly Mr. Foley WILL crash out and take the other bathroom walls, Extra points if Mr. Foley quits his job; one last task is to lock the supervisor Mimberly in the tranny bathroom indefinably this makes you a proud squawk's cock's member
I'm awfully proud to be a Squawks Cocks member even if Mr. Foley is crashing out
by JackPentonsStinkDungHole February 25, 2025
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