squattel

The act of squatting to defecate when a proper toilet is not available

Jon ran behind the tree to squattel because no toilet was nearby.

by Nutzen YerMouf June 07, 2017

Squattel

When you drop that ass on a nice firm seat with no intention of rising for the rest of the day, lest you need to refuel on sick gamer fuel (Doritos, Mountain Dew, etc.) or defecate.

After work I'm going to squattel hard af on my RGB gaming chair.

by lootcrate June 02, 2018