squarning

To roll a joint and smoke it

Hey tom are you squarning??

by Tjk July 12, 2017

shwarning

Shit warning, the last fart before having to do the pinched cheek shuffle to bathroom.

I would be surprised if Al didn't have any streaks after that shwarning.

by sweetgorilla July 6, 2016

Stop Squirting September

September is the month that females must not squirt at all. Like No Nut November but for girls

I’m participating in Stop Squirting September

by USOAv6 November 1, 2018

Squirting Turtles

To take a crap. End of story.

"I could totally hear this dude squirting turtles in the stall next ta me."

by CaWe March 20, 2004

Squawking dragon

During intercourse when a male both ejaculates and rips ass at the same time. Truly one of the best feelings of all time although it may lead to you being single.

Dude, last night I totally pulled the elusive squawking dragon with my girlfriend. She was less than impressed.

by TheeSquawkingDragon July 19, 2011

squatting

You don't own the place , you don't rent the place , you just crashed some abandoned spot and made it home.

No one else was living there, so people started squatting.

by naughty.icon October 1, 2009

The Squatting Gideon

The act of trying to squat too much weight, falling on your face, and shitting your pants at the same time.

James pulled the squatting gideon this morning, and they're still attempting to clean the platform.

by stlcards2life April 13, 2012