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squadouche 

Squadouche means zero, zip, nada, nothing, perhaps even less than nothing.
"So I've been out on 5 dates with this chick, I figured I would've gotten laid by now. I haven't even gotten a kiss yet. I got the big squadouche with this girl!
squadouche by Big Cali December 10, 2006
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squadouche 

I bet you off your (poker) hand when all I held was squadouche.
squadouche by XxPRAXISxX February 5, 2008

Squadouche 

A mythical bear that smells like rich mahogany.
I'm as strong and majestic as Squadouche.

quaddouche

1. (n.) One who is four times the douche of a regular douche. Sometimes a result by frequent contact with many Poo Dawgs or "poo darlos."
2. (n.) An individual who shares the characteristics of a poo dawg, but is less of a poo dawg by showing initiative, aspirations, and a will to live.
We went around our whole lives not knowing who the quaddouche was, little did we know, it was Ben all along.
quaddouche by JCOCK01 January 30, 2009

Squadouche 

nothing, in a bad way

A combination of squat+douche
"I've got squadouche." (my poker hand resulted in nothing)

"What are you doing?" "Squadouche"
(like on a Friday night when you are at home being lame because you have nothing better to do)
Squadouche by kristy1076 January 30, 2009

squadouche 

A term used to refer to huge douchebags. Usually used in reference to a guy that completely sucks to the point that he has surpassed doucheness. He will usually have gelled hair and a shirt unbuttoned three-five buttons.
So I was talking to this chick and this total squadouche came and interrupted. All he talked about was his new fuckin hair cut and taking yager bombs.
squadouche by ssi_bulldawg December 1, 2007
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