spyrus

Conjuction of Virus and Spyware. Nasty programming that gets on your computer from normal surfing habits.

Person 1: Had to take my gaming rig in yesterday to the shop.
Person 2: What happened?
Person 1: Dunno, probably spyrus' from my gaming sites.

spyrus by Daschni August 29, 2011

Syrus 

Syrus is an amazing person. He is a very kind and lovable person but can also be very irritating at times. He is also very sexy, romantic, and even dirty at times. Syrus would make an amazing Boyfriend, he will treat you with much respect and love you no matter what.

Girl: Omg Syrus is so cute I bet he'd make a great boyfriend

Syrus by Brooskie December 6, 2018

Sporus

Sporus was a young, effeminate boy who was castrated and married by the Roman Emperor Nero, who had recently kicked kicked his pregnant wife to death. The reason was likely that he bore resemblance to her.

Sporus ended up out living the Emperor, who was killed by his own guards after being declared an enemy of Rome. He was then married by 2 different usurpers after Nero's death, the last of which wanted to use him in a fatal reenactment of the Rape of Proserpina, Sporus committing suicide to avoid the fate.

Damn, that Sporus kid got it rough, Nero castrated him because he looked like his dead wife.

Sporus by Romaboo March 14, 2021

Syrus 

An awesome name. Directly translates to greatness. The closer you are to this name, the better.

Syrup. Syrus. Syrup is pretty awesome, but not quite on the level of Syrus.

Syrus by unknownanonymity December 12, 2010

Syrus 

The state of not becoming plat in valorant.

How is he not plat yet?

oh he's just syrus.

Syrus by big gay balls February 28, 2022

dirty syrus 

lol hey syrus it’s me Steven.

Dirty Syrus means to ejaculate inside a Cuban Hooker, then the hooker take a piss into a soda can and you force a cow to drink it.

“Wow that cow taste like it’s been through a dirty syrus”

dirty syrus by BigBaconatorDiabetesMan November 24, 2021

Sprust

Combination of the words 'sperm' and 'crust'. This term is used to describe the stuff that blocks your peehole and makes urination awkward for a few seconds. Usually occurs the morning after a good wank, and subsequent failure to clean it all up properly.

1) Shit! I've got sprust again.
2) John thought he had an STI, due to the short stinging sensation when he began to urinate... the doctor laughed and told him it was just sprust.

Sprust by Dr. Bint July 25, 2004