Conjuction of Virus and Spyware. Nasty programming that gets on your computer from normal surfing habits.
Person 1: Had to take my gaming rig in yesterday to the shop.
Person 2: What happened?
Person 1: Dunno, probably spyrus' from my gaming sites.
Person 2: What happened?
Person 1: Dunno, probably spyrus' from my gaming sites.
by Daschni August 29, 2011
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Get the Syrus mug.Sporus was a young, effeminate boy who was castrated and married by the Roman Emperor Nero, who had recently kicked kicked his pregnant wife to death. The reason was likely that he bore resemblance to her.
Sporus ended up out living the Emperor, who was killed by his own guards after being declared an enemy of Rome. He was then married by 2 different usurpers after Nero's death, the last of which wanted to use him in a fatal reenactment of the Rape of Proserpina, Sporus committing suicide to avoid the fate.
Sporus ended up out living the Emperor, who was killed by his own guards after being declared an enemy of Rome. He was then married by 2 different usurpers after Nero's death, the last of which wanted to use him in a fatal reenactment of the Rape of Proserpina, Sporus committing suicide to avoid the fate.
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Dirty Syrus means to ejaculate inside a Cuban Hooker, then the hooker take a piss into a soda can and you force a cow to drink it.
Dirty Syrus means to ejaculate inside a Cuban Hooker, then the hooker take a piss into a soda can and you force a cow to drink it.
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1) Shit! I've got sprust again.
2) John thought he had an STI, due to the short stinging sensation when he began to urinate... the doctor laughed and told him it was just sprust.
2) John thought he had an STI, due to the short stinging sensation when he began to urinate... the doctor laughed and told him it was just sprust.
by Dr. Bint July 25, 2004
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