Skyrush

Holy fucking shit. I want to ride skyrush so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Everytime I think about Hersheypark I get a massive erection. I've seen every rule34 post there is of this ride online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking orgasms on every airtime hill. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted into that glorious fucking blue lap bar. I want that ride to have my mutant human/rollercoaster babies.

Fuck my fucking mom caught me with the neighbors flashlight. I glued my coasterdybamix skyrush model to it and went to fucking town. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours and I'm worried she's gonna take away my Hershey season pass. I might not ever get to ride again. Holy shit I'm fucking scared.

Skyrush by Arrow Looper November 22, 2021

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skrush

A synonym to crush, but worse and mainly describing the skull.

He skrushed his brother's head when he jumped on top of him.

skrush by Evamintz & Natarintz February 13, 2009

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Skyrish kid

The person who trash talks others and challenged those that beat the fuck outta of him. He is a disabled fortnite addict that doesn’t know how pronounce

Follow Skyrish kid on YouTube with 9 subscribers

Skyrish kid by UrMxm March 15, 2019

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

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Male Pattern Blindness

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.

Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"

Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008

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