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Combination of the words 'sperm' and 'crust'. This term is used to describe the stuff that blocks your peehole and makes urination awkward for a few seconds. Usually occurs the morning after a good wank, and subsequent failure to clean it all up properly.

1) Shit! I've got sprust again.
2) John thought he had an STI, due to the short stinging sensation when he began to urinate... the doctor laughed and told him it was just sprust.

Sprust by Dr. Bint July 25, 2004

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Sprutting

When a female does a split with no underwear allowing her vagina to create a suction cup effect with the floor. This results in a sound similar to plunging a toilet full of jello with a garden hose.

"Julie has been sprutting so much lately, the floor is very slippery."

"Does anyone hear Julie? It sounds like 2 sumo wrestlers making a mayonnaise sandwich with water balloons"

"Don't worry, she's just sprutting"

Sprutting by xXLargeFarvaXx February 8, 2013

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Related Words

Sprust • sprunt • shrusti • srusti • spruts • Scrust • Scrusty • sproston • Spursting • Scrustacean

shrusti

noun
creation / creator of the universe

loosely used as: universe

The shrusti of the universe was a very very long time ago...

shrusti by !Creation! January 18, 2008

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Spusturd

When you are eating spicy food then you suddenly have to shit and it looks like mustard.

I used to like spicy food until i had my first spusturd experience.

Spusturd by SalsaDaddy March 10, 2018

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Sprunt

George Carlin may have used the word, but he didn't coin the term.

It was first, to my knowledge, used by Gator McKlusky. A character played by Burt Reynolds, in the 1976 movie Gator. (Sequel to White Lightning)

He sells a feminine hygiene spray...I think it's called SPRUNT

Sprunt by medloHxT November 12, 2018

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Spurstown

San Antonio; because people in S.A. will not shutup about the spurs.

-dude, j00 go to Spurstown for teh finals?
--no, the people won't shutup about the spurs

Spurstown by Irving Scott September 29, 2005

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sprunt

A name for a fictitious feminine hygeine spray, proposed by George Carlin.

Sure, I always carry Sprunt in my purse. Right next to my Red Flag tampons.

sprunt by LudwigVan November 10, 2003

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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