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spyrophile 

(noun) One who derives joy or pleasure from squeezing pimples, blackheads, and other sebaceous skin eruptions. From the Greek roots σπυρίς (spyris), meaning 'basket,' something hollow, or 'pimple;' and '-philia,' a love of or a fondness for.

Whilst considered repugnant by some people, spyrophilia is a pleasurable and usually harmless activity for many.

Contrast with 'dermatillomaniac,' an individual with a mental illness related to obsessive-compulsive disorder and which is characterised by repeated picking at one's own skin, resulting in areas of swollen or broken skin and causing significant disruption in one's life.
The success of Ron and Eloise's enduring friendship was due in no small part to the fact that each was a spyrophile who inordinately savoured the simple pleasure of squeezing the other's pimples and blackheads.
spyrophile by The Autumn Mandrake August 14, 2024
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Spedophile 

A person with an unhealthy attraction towards people with various degrees of mental retardation.
"That spedophile wants to have a threesome with Susan and Beth. Too bad they don't have a normal number of chromosomes."
Spedophile by Susan&Beth January 22, 2006

stylophile 

A fountain pen enthusiast. A fountain pen aficionado. A person who finds fountain pens inherently interesting.
stylophile by millan286 October 27, 2017

Spedophile 

Ryland Gilpin... some who is a sped and tends to be a pedophile. (falls for younger kids)
Ryland Gilpin is a spedophile”
Spedophile by gutlover34 December 2, 2018

spedophile 

One who is sexually attracted to special education students, those who ride the short bus.
That spedophile Alan is so desperate that he hits on the retarded girls.
spedophile by Don Wong October 27, 2003

spedophile 

A person that is IN FACT a sped and likes or is dating someone that is more than 2 1/2 years younger than them.
Person 1: OMG he is such a spedophile
Person 2: Exactly like he's 7 and she's 36
spedophile by niceguy313 December 23, 2019

Spedophile 

The spedophile is an advanced form of child molester who specializes in special ed children due to their low mental state and high gullibility.
“I’d arrest that kid, but I gotta give him props: he’s a spedophile, he knows what he’s doing!”
Spedophile by Slydog11 June 24, 2020