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Spedophile 

A person with an unhealthy attraction towards people with various degrees of mental retardation.
"That spedophile wants to have a threesome with Susan and Beth. Too bad they don't have a normal number of chromosomes."
Spedophile by Susan&Beth January 22, 2006

Spedophile 

Ryland Gilpin... some who is a sped and tends to be a pedophile. (falls for younger kids)
Ryland Gilpin is a spedophile”
Spedophile by gutlover34 December 2, 2018

spedophile 

One who is sexually attracted to special education students, those who ride the short bus.
That spedophile Alan is so desperate that he hits on the retarded girls.
spedophile by Don Wong October 27, 2003

Spectophile

A spectophile is a person who is sexually attracted to people who wear glasses. People who are classified as spectophiles are often anime characters and sometimes fans of anime.

Person A- "Wow that girl's so hot."
Person B- "No, she's not! You like anyone who wears glasses! You're just a spectophile!"
Person A- "Wow that girl's so hot."
Person B- "No, she's not! You like anyone who wears glasses! You're just a spectophile!"
Spectophile by Hoovoolooian November 17, 2014

spedophile 

A person that is IN FACT a sped and likes or is dating someone that is more than 2 1/2 years younger than them.
Person 1: OMG he is such a spedophile
Person 2: Exactly like he's 7 and she's 36
spedophile by niceguy313 December 23, 2019

speedophile 

Anyone who, without proof, automaticaly thinks they are better than anyone else, and can ignore speed limits, as they dont apply to them.....
Speedophile's are ususaly found crowded round the works kettle boasting about shaving a few seconds off their daily work comute, or how they managed to take a corner on two wheels....
Speedophile is a Petrol-Head who's ONLY concern is "How Fast It Goes"............They see points as prizes, and have usualy got more than one speeding conviction, but see it as an injustice, rather than a warning they are going too fast.
Thie last resting place is usualy wrapped round a tree.
There last words are usualy "Where the fuck did that come from?"
In fact, they probably use that phrase quite often.
There is a skill in driving fast, as Trained racing drivers know, but anyone can drive TOO fast... these idiots dont know the difference... they are dangerous.
Jim is a speedophile.
He only bought the latest model of that car because its 0 to 60 times are .25 seconds gaster than the last.
You can bet he will try to find out how true the figures are.