sputter fuck 

Scratching and clawing while eating the wretched hole with resentment

I’d sputter fuck you.

sputter fuck by Jkmellisa March 7, 2018

Stutter-fuck 

(Verb) The highly frustrating occurrence when someone asks you to repeat yourself as if they didn't hear your words properly, only to have them interrupt you as they respond to what you just said indicating they heard you correctly the first time. It makes you wonder why they asked you to repeat yourself in the first place and can be described as being forced to stutter voluntarily... but who the hell wants to do that?

"Would you please stop STUTTER-FUCKIN' me! That's the tenth time in the last 5 minutes you've asked me to repeat myself only to have you verbally stomp me as I tell you what you obviously already heard!"

Stutter-fuck by Theghost43 October 3, 2014

fuck stutter 

When someone loses the ability to think or complete a sentence without saying fuck a bunch of times.

Ahhh, that fuckin fuckin, ahh fuck that fuckin fuck fuck. FUCK!

fuck stutter by DO.g March 9, 2004

fuck stutter 

The inablity to speak clearly when an individual nears climax.

"Whos yo Daddy Girl! WHo-o-o-os Y-y-yo Dad-d-d-y Ughhh..."

fuck stutter by OPi3 March 3, 2004

fuck stutter 

The lapse in concentration that occurs at the point of sexual euphoria, just as some pearl of wisdom (not THAT kind of pearl) or other verbal exclamation escapes one's mouth - the conjunction of which causing the one experiencing said euphoria to trip over their words.

Him: "aw yeah baby, aw yeah, who's your daddy? Who's yuh ... yuh ... aw yeah ... "
Her: "Thanks honey; that fuck stutter completely killed any inclination I might've had to orgasm."

fuck stutter by spamhammer March 10, 2004

fuck stutter 

An event during shagging in which one shagee suffers a mental interruption such as fleetingly noticing a pustulating spot on their co-shagger's forhead where the interruption is great enough to cause them to have to stop for a short period whilst they get back into the mood.

Oh shit, I just remembered that time when I burst in on your granny having a bath. give me a minute, will you?

fuck stutter by Nefeco March 10, 2004

fuck stutter 

In the time frame of when you're about to get laid when both naked partners look at eachother and feel an awkward moment. (Often occures with virgins and inexperienced indiviguals)

"Don't just sit there and fuck stutter biatch, get on you're knees!."

fuck stutter by Cindy March 11, 2004