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Spunktacles 

Shooting your muck on the face of a willing partner, framing her eyes in thick ropes of jizz.
"How'd you get on last night mate?"

"Sound. Got a BJ off a scuddie behind a skip. Pulled out just in time to give her a pair of spunktacles!"
Spunktacles by cheesybeef February 9, 2010

Spunkstain 

A spot of seman or other type of sex juice on clothes, furniture, sheets or blankets
Karen, did you know that you had a big spunkstain on your bead spread.
Spunkstain by Steve Connors April 4, 2006

Spunktastic 

Something or someone worthy of being the subject of a person's oneristic tendencies. Something or someone worth wanking over.
"Her baps are spunktastic"
Spunktastic by Machtzu October 18, 2004

spunkalicious 

Spunkalicious - To be extra spunky, ie. hot.
That girl's spunkalicious
spunkalicious by Tom November 10, 2004

Stinktail 

1. (n) : the trail of stench when someone walks past you and farts or has just farted
2. (n) : someone who executes a stinktail
I was at Jethros house and his mom walked by wearing house slippers and a bathrobe and totally hit me with a stinktail.

Or (2):

Man I hate hanging around Jethro's mom, shes such a stinktail.
Stinktail by RadicalJuniper369 October 3, 2005

Sir Spunkalot 

A person who cums/jizzes/creams etc five or more times a day.
Person 1: Damn I jizzed five times yesterday!
Person 2: Woah, that makes you a Sir Spunkalot.
Person 1: Really??
Person 2: Yeaah