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Spunklunk 

(Verb) To ejaculate onto a persons ceiling in the hopes it will fall back down onto them.
"What the hell is this crap on my head? You were spunklunking in my room again werent you?!?!?!"
Spunklunk by Spyder Edwards December 6, 2004

Spunkdruff 

The white powdery residue left in ones pants or briefs after participating in unprotected intercourse and not washing.
gosh i have a bad case of spunkdruff. Should have got a baby wipe on that sooner
Spunkdruff by spunkdruff February 20, 2011

Spunk Drunk 

A lady (sic), often a bit of a munter, who has had rather more than her fair share of meat and who'll gladly help herself to extra portions given half a chance. Easily recognizable by the glazed expression, smeared mascara and bow-legged gait.

A lady of easy virtue and questionable morals. The proverbial good time had by all.
According to Gordon, spunk drunk Brenda has fucked more men than tuberculosis
Spunk Drunk by Citizen Sade March 15, 2008
Putting your sperm in someone's drink. Like the Orange County guy that shot his wad into his coworkers water bottle.
That girl pissed me off so I spunkdunked her and laughed my ass off as she drank her water with my load.
Spunkdunk by King of all Urban September 20, 2010

spunkjunkie 

1.someone addicted to spunk and suckin cock

2. someone who talks such shit he may as well have his mouth round a cock

3.General insult to a knobhead
"Your mom is a total spunkjunkie"

"haha i may be shooting up and smoking Meth but at least im not a fucking spunkjunkie. now shut up and pass me that spoon"
spunkjunkie by Fidbag October 8, 2006

spunk drunk 

getting drunk enough so you'll bang anybody who comes by your way.
Man, ya gotta get your bitch spunk drunk and dig the throbbin gizzle
spunk drunk by Rob D. August 17, 2003
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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