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Spunklunk 

(Verb) To ejaculate onto a persons ceiling in the hopes it will fall back down onto them.
"What the hell is this crap on my head? You were spunklunking in my room again werent you?!?!?!"
Spunklunk by Spyder Edwards December 6, 2004

Spunkdruff 

The white powdery residue left in ones pants or briefs after participating in unprotected intercourse and not washing.
gosh i have a bad case of spunkdruff. Should have got a baby wipe on that sooner
Spunkdruff by spunkdruff February 20, 2011

Spunk Drunk 

A lady (sic), often a bit of a munter, who has had rather more than her fair share of meat and who'll gladly help herself to extra portions given half a chance. Easily recognizable by the glazed expression, smeared mascara and bow-legged gait.

A lady of easy virtue and questionable morals. The proverbial good time had by all.
According to Gordon, spunk drunk Brenda has fucked more men than tuberculosis
Spunk Drunk by Citizen Sade March 15, 2008
Putting your sperm in someone's drink. Like the Orange County guy that shot his wad into his coworkers water bottle.
That girl pissed me off so I spunkdunked her and laughed my ass off as she drank her water with my load.
Spunkdunk by King of all Urban September 20, 2010

spunkjunkie 

1.someone addicted to spunk and suckin cock

2. someone who talks such shit he may as well have his mouth round a cock

3.General insult to a knobhead
"Your mom is a total spunkjunkie"

"haha i may be shooting up and smoking Meth but at least im not a fucking spunkjunkie. now shut up and pass me that spoon"
spunkjunkie by Fidbag October 8, 2006

spunk drunk 

getting drunk enough so you'll bang anybody who comes by your way.
Man, ya gotta get your bitch spunk drunk and dig the throbbin gizzle
spunk drunk by Rob D. August 17, 2003