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1) The opposite of funky. 2) Lacking in style; Mediocre.
Turn that spadunky music off, yo.

Be funky, not spadunky!
Putting your sperm in someone's drink. Like the Orange County guy that shot his wad into his coworkers water bottle.
That girl pissed me off so I spunkdunked her and laughed my ass off as she drank her water with my load.
Spunkdunk by King of all Urban September 20, 2010

spudunkle 

(verb) To spray (ejaculate) a large amount of semen on a woman's body (usually on her breasts, rump, stomach, hair, face or chin, and usually after a vigorous round of super-hard pornstar-style sex.)

(noun) Semen
Damn! Porno Mike really spudunkled Diamond Princesex and those other ho's during their auditions on PornoMike.com!
spudunkle by porno mike April 30, 2011

spadunkydunk 

Combination of seminal-fluid and sperm; semen.
"Hey, that guy forsure holds his hair up with his own spadunkydunk!"

"Dude! I got Steve's spadunkydunk all over my hands!"
spadunkydunk by scotty92 May 6, 2008
A sexual activity whereby arousal may be achieved (forcibly) by ejaculating on the chest of another, and then partaking of the ejaculatee's head and submitting it unto the ejaculatory fluid.
Having spermed on Marisa, Marisa took Dan by the hair and made him lick it up. Teh spunkdunk lulz <3
Spunkdunk by Teh real creaminess October 3, 2008

Spundundee 

A word created in sheridan STL california. A tweaker on a mission either to scam someone or get more tweak.
we used to call travis by his first name but now we just call him spundundee.
Spundundee by Riggins October 10, 2006
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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