spunk stain 

A visible stain left on an object by dried semen.

Monica had a spunk stain on her dress.

spunk stain by Ghost July 27, 2003

spunk stain on the boxer shorts of society

A true fuckoff, the kind of person you wouldn't cross the street to shit on. pond scum, etc. used with prefix, 'you-'

similar to "sack of unwanted horse piss" and "long streak of piss"

spunk stain on the boxer shorts of society by <*}}}}>< July 2, 2003

spank stain 

1) The mess left by someone that is never wrong, never on time, and has a bullshit excuse for everything.

2) The stains left in your underwear after premature ejaculation.

3) The dried up semen left on the chin of someone that sucks a lot of cock.

1) That guy is nothing but a spank stain.

2) When his mom washed his underoos she found his spank stains.

3) When he left the bosses office, he had a spank stain.

spank stain by millrat08 November 22, 2013

Spunkstain 

A spot of seman or other type of sex juice on clothes, furniture, sheets or blankets

Karen, did you know that you had a big spunkstain on your bead spread.

Spunkstain by Steve Connors April 4, 2006

Spunkstaneously 

Spontaneous spunking

Mathieu's boyfriend spunkstaneously jizzed on his back while he was asleep.

Spunkstaneously by Wairau October 19, 2018