creamy cash

when you jerk off on some money and then spend it at a store

I gave Michelle some creamy cash down at the local store

by chow-yung-phat January 27, 2003

dirty pog

after fuckin' a ho, take off your condom and slap her in the face with it

Man, Brittany was so bad in bed that I gave the bitch a dirty pog (j. timberlake)

by chow-yung-phat January 27, 2003

spud nuts

when your eating supper, your friend gets up to go to the bathroom and you dip your balls in his mashed potatos

Justin doesn't know that he had spud nuts last night

by chow-yung-phat January 27, 2003

sneaky-pete

While making out with a girl,finger her meathouse then give her a hug and sniff thoses mutha-fuckin fingers to make sure shes clean..

I did the sneaky-pete on Mel and damn near lost my lunch!!!

by chow-yung-phat January 25, 2003

Homo un-erectus

Thats where the wang gets huge-ifide, not from the female but from the male.

Billy's suffers from a mile case of homo un-erectus.

by chow-yung-phat January 22, 2003

sticky change

when you jerk off in the coin return of a vending machine

that's why i'm on Pepsi's shitlist

by chow-yung-phat January 27, 2003

copurnicus

The hole on the tip of your cock.

Mike went to the doctors and shoved a q-tip up his copurnicus.

by chow-yung-phat January 25, 2003