chow-yung-phat's definitions

dirty pog

after fuckin' a ho, take off your condom and slap her in the face with it

Man, Brittany was so bad in bed that I gave the bitch a dirty pog (j. timberlake)

by chow-yung-phat January 26, 2003

creamy cash

when you jerk off on some money and then spend it at a store

I gave Michelle some creamy cash down at the local store

by chow-yung-phat January 26, 2003

sticky change

when you jerk off in the coin return of a vending machine

that's why i'm on Pepsi's shitlist

by chow-yung-phat January 26, 2003

hairy sally

when you fuck a chick with a really hairy bush, and get rugburn on your cock

jesse gave me a hairy sally last night

by chow-yung-phat January 26, 2003

spud nuts

when your eating supper, your friend gets up to go to the bathroom and you dip your balls in his mashed potatos

Justin doesn't know that he had spud nuts last night

by chow-yung-phat January 26, 2003

copurnicus

The hole on the tip of your cock.

Mike went to the doctors and shoved a q-tip up his copurnicus.

by chow-yung-phat January 24, 2003

floober

When you are going down on a girl and you sneeze into her cooch.

Jesse's Cooter was so dusty I gave her a floober while I was down there.

by chow-yung-phat January 24, 2003