A virtually incurable disorder that affects all non-asexual individuals, causing them to feel profound social rejection and desperation in the absence of sexual activity; also known as sexual frustration. Symptoms include excessive discussion about sex, bragging about one's sexual skills and genitals size, speech impediment in communication with individuals of the preferred gender, wet dreams, premature ejaculation during coitus, and more uncommonly ejaculation from organs other one's genitals (e.g., ears, nose, mouth, etc.). While successful episodes of coitus are the only known therapy used to control symptoms, withdrawal from therapy or its misadministration are known to exacerbate symptoms. Etymology: spachi (from Alb. spaqia, lack of coitus) + itis (Grk. inflamation or disease of).

Man, the only way to cure spachitis is to get spayed or neutered.

spachitis by Luigj September 24, 2016

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Spunch bob

Spunch bob is a meme that just shows how much you're humor is broken
the meme is basically a random screenshot from spongebob with a caption containing broken english such as
"aw hell naw spunch bob is ded"
"aw hell naw spunch bob took 40 benadryls"
the meme origin comes from twitter user:@big_brody_6 who replied to a post with the first ever spunch bob image saying "Oh hell nah they all up on spunch bob shit"

spunch bob is the reason why my humor is broken

Spunch bob by PoopShitter United December 29, 2021

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shuchi

A name eluding to purity. One who is is angelic in nature and often sweet and calm in elegance and presence. One of the most loving and amazing type of people ever made. Sometimes a little too shy, however loving they may be, life calls for aggressiveness sometimes =), IN MORE THAN ONE WAY!

People from Tri-State area named shuchi

shuchi by Wuz Up Yo September 16, 2005

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spuczyć

Polish word for when you uncontrolably want to squeeze and hug something out of pleasure.

It's the way to express the feeling you get when you look at the cutest puppies in the world.

Some variations:
spuczyć (𝘗𝘳𝘰𝘯𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘥 : 𝘴𝘱𝘶𝘵ʂɨ𝘵ɕ / 𝘴𝘱𝘶 𝘵𝘤𝘩 𝘪 𝘵𝘤𝘩 )
spucz (𝘗𝘳𝘰𝘯𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘥 : 𝘴𝘱𝘶𝘵ʂ / 𝘴𝘱𝘶 𝘵𝘤h )
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spuczy

"You look so cute and fluffy that I want to spucz you."

Twoja pupa wyglada tak ładnie ze chce ją spuczyć .

Small kids wanting to spucz a cute puppy.

spuczyć by Omka January 10, 2018