Souch 

A baby sasquatch. Very rare but can be seen in the new york area in early spring. As a souch matures and becomes an adult sasquatch it finds it way deeper into the woods and farther and farther away from humans.

Person 1: OMG I just saw a souch running wild outside!!

Person 2: Call the police asap, it is unsafe for a souch to come in contact with humans.

Police: I dont believe that you saw a souch, they are extremely rare around here and it is still too cold for a souch to come out of hibernation.

Souch by Swag Beard March 31, 2013

Souch 

| ˈsaʊtʃˈ |
verb

To knock over, slap or strike something, usually in a rude or aggressive manner, that another person is about to grab.

Person 1 reaches for ketchup bottle.
Person 2 *Souches the ketchup bottle*, "Get your own damn ketchup!"

Souch by HoneyTDSon November 14, 2013

Souch 

So Much

i love cake souch

Souch by bobbyg63 May 14, 2015

souch 

A term used to define being kicked in the sack. A mix between sack and ouch.

Shamus! I can't believe you just souched me! -or- Shamus, you're such a souch.

souch by marauding minx May 4, 2005

souch 

Souch: n. Pain inflicted on the sack (see sack) by means of any number of relatively hard objects, i.e. flick, whack, kick, angry girlfriend, drunken buddy, or by a thrown missile, i.e. t.v. remote

v. to inflict pain on another's sack by means listed above.

Can also be used as an adjective or adverb. Very versatile.

"This hurts real bad", thought Tim after leaving himself open to an unsuspecting souch by a lurking friend at the bar; OR "I'm so going to souch you", thought Matt, observing his buddy leaning back, hitting on a cutie, and yet exposing his genitalia to attack.

souch by Metzenwahler May 8, 2005

souch 

When one gets hit, punched, kicked, flicked, or otherwise has any type of physical harm done to ones anatomy. (male only)

Todd was souched by Marvin.

souch by Jeff May 5, 2005

souch 

a sofa and a couch together but the o has to come from sofa

go sleep on the souch

souch by we are special narwhals September 25, 2011