The concept was alluded to in the July 19, 2005 article “Are Self-identified Bisexuals Just Lying to Us—or to Themselves?” by Daryl J. Bem. The term “spouseosexual” was publicly coined by Dr. Warren Throckmorton in a March 14, 2008 blog post entitled “Which is the real me?” In a Dec 23, 2008 post comment, Dr. Throckmorton spelled it “spousosexual.”

The concept refers to people who are primarily attracted to persons of the same-sex and are attracted to or have developed attraction to their opposite-sex spouse but are not attracted others of the opposite-sex.

“I wonder how many married guys on the down low are really spousosexual?”

“Dave never felt he was gay, straight or bi because he had the hots only for men and his wife. Spousosexual seemed much more appropriate to him.”

spousosexual by A Spousosexual Man January 6, 2010

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

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