sportorial 

of or relating to sports fashion; broadly, of or relating to uniforms

In the sportorial contest of the year, the Nike Ducks covered against the Under Armour Terrapins by coming out of a timeout with an interlocking, 11-man mural.

sportorial by Marc Jensen September 15, 2011

sartorial excellence 

1. To be the best-dressed in your crew.
2. To be so stylishly coordinated that everyone has to give you a compliment.

Uh oh, check him out. I think Kory gets the sartorial excellence award today.

sartorial excellence by K*McD December 28, 2007

Sportorican 

Puerto Ricans who possess above average athletic ability.

Roberto Alomar is one of the greatest Sportoricans ever. He is a Baseball Hall of Famer and widely considered the greatest Second Baseman to ever play the game.

Sportorican by DonFannuci January 21, 2011

sartorial flatulence

Farting while dressed to the nines.

To watch her move down the catwalk in that most glorious manner somehow makes her loud but sartorial flatulence entirely benign.

sartorial flatulence by Dr Bunnygirl May 31, 2020

Sartorial dyslexia 

A condition in which the sufferer is utterly fashion-backward.
In fact, they aren't just missing the fashions.
They just aren't down with the whole 'clothing' thing whatsoever.
They struggle to find clothing that fits properly, they cannot sress themselves - they simply have no idea.
It's also incredibly amusing for onlookers.
And great to bitch about.

"OMG, did you check what Olivia was wearing today? Yeah, like actual pink, wooly, tights. You know, like we wore back in like, Year 3?"
"OMG Karen, you can't just say that. Olivia has like, sartorial dyslexia."
"Oh."

Sartorial dyslexia by Poplinda. July 18, 2007

sportial 

of or pertaining to sports

Do you have anything sportial planned for this weekend?

sportial by talljohn October 14, 2008

sartorial

of or pertaining to tailors and they're trade.

"Suits are full of joy. They're the sartorial equivalent of a baby smiling."
-Barney Stinson

sartorial by jorgesanchez9000 November 5, 2010