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sportsball
a term used sarcastically by non-sports fans to show that they don't know or care that much about sports.
person 1: hey man, did you see the soccer game last night?
person 2: nah man I don't watch sportsball
person 2: nah man I don't watch sportsball
sportsball by unusualcaterpillar June 21, 2016
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Sportically Challenged
Hey, guys look at that guy over there, he's missing the net every time! He must be sportically challenged.
Sportically Challenged by lexipullen9 November 12, 2010
Shirtballs
When a person is wearing a unfavorably tight shirt forcing their belly to protrude over their trousers, similar to a pair of dangling balls.
Shirtballs by Racer XXX February 3, 2019
Scartball
Scartball is a sport invented in the late 90s in Boone, North Carolina. The Scartball in question is a Wal-Mart toy-section style fun-ball, usually found in those giant bins with shrek or barbie or something on them. Scartball is played on a tennis (scartball) court. The use of hands is not allowed, although the use of whiskey is encouraged. Games are played to 11, and you must win by 2 points.
softballer
A girl, usually between ages 12 and 21, who is obsessed with softball. plays at least twice a week, often rejects invitations to hang out because of softball.
girl A: Hey wanna sleep over my house on friday night? theres gunna be mad weed and my parents won't be home.
girl B: can't, sorry, i have a softball tournament all weekend. i'm a go hard softballer.
girl B: can't, sorry, i have a softball tournament all weekend. i'm a go hard softballer.
softballer by SoftballFreak April 28, 2011
suck a softball through a straw
Used to define a girl (or guy) who is so experienced in sucking, it is supposed that she/he could suck anything
suck a softball through a straw by Venix May 27, 2014