sporkus

An extreamly fat, lazy ,cunt of a human being who still lives in moms basement and constantly wears trackpants and lives on fast food.
(squaw) (porkfat) (walrus)

holy fuck that chick is fat...look at the intesity on her face as she down those cheeseburgers
what a fucking sporkus

by Joel R June 3, 2005

Sporus

Sporus was a young, effeminate boy who was castrated and married by the Roman Emperor Nero, who had recently kicked kicked his pregnant wife to death. The reason was likely that he bore resemblance to her.

Sporus ended up out living the Emperor, who was killed by his own guards after being declared an enemy of Rome. He was then married by 2 different usurpers after Nero's death, the last of which wanted to use him in a fatal reenactment of the Rape of Proserpina, Sporus committing suicide to avoid the fate.

Damn, that Sporus kid got it rough, Nero castrated him because he looked like his dead wife.

by Romaboo March 14, 2021

the United Sporks of Amoogaboink

The correct name of the United States. However due to a constitutional muck up only the citizens of American Samolia refer to it as such.

the United Sporks of Amoogaboink has launched a nuclear strike against best Korea

by Quintus Caecilius Iucundus August 28, 2017

sporks

1) one or more spork.
2)weapon of mass distruction used in the middle east.
3)warning beakon to aliens (primarily named abokido)
4)god
5)NOT A UTENSIL
6)projectile

1) i have 453 sporks.
2) no, we have not found the sporks in afghanistan yet.
3) look abokido, they have giant sporks, they're ok by me!
4) oh almighty sporks, tell me what to do.
5) take these sporks in your eyes!!!

by wild_wolf_cub November 8, 2003

Sporkesucker

Pubes
An Organism That Enjoys The Act Of Smooching Another Organisms Of The Same Or Opposite Sex's Pubic Hair. Also Includes Animals

Tori: Hey Babe
Tami: Hey Sexy ;).
Tori: You Wana Suck My Pubes?
Tami: Oh Yea, Im Such A Sporkesucker.

by Lauren Miller March 15, 2008

Sporkish

The state of not knowing how to feel, between emotions.

'How do you feel today?'

'I am sporkish'

by Richard Hempstock July 30, 2008

Sporkupine

Def. 1: A porcupine who's quills are sporks
Def. 2: The mispronunciation of scorpion

"Dude look it's a wild sporkupine"
"Don't you mean scorpion?"
"No it's a real sporkupine"

by Lb_Fresh December 10, 2015