The worst possible thing you could ever imagine times twenty—NOT TWENTY ONE OR TWENTY TWO, just twenty. That is Spookus. The ugliest cat you will ever know and ever know.

"Spookus, oh da Spookus."
*dolphin noises*

Spookus by CUTEANDSWEET February 15, 2022

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Spookus

You've been spookus'd. Prepare to spook

This sentence uses spookus

Spookus by SiloueOfUlrin November 10, 2019

Spookum

A generally small but spooky apparition or creature that frightens small children. Also referred to as a bielzibub or a creepling

Jack: Hey, what's wrong with you?

John: I got freaked out by a Spookum in my basement

Spookum by Bushdid420 August 22, 2016

spookular

To be spookedin a humorous way and admit to oneself that it has happened. To describe something spooky or creepy.

Michaelangelo: "... I don't know about you guys, but I could really go for a slice of..."
(Unexpected knock at the door)
Delivery Boy: "PIZZA!"
Michaelangelo: "Whoa... Spookular"

spookular by Bogan Pat October 17, 2007

zucchini spooks

This is the feeling of dread that overcomes someone when it is assumed their love of cucumbers translates into a love of zucchinis. One can adore cucumbers while despising zucchinis.

An example of someone suffering from zucchini spooks is Animal Crossing's Kapp'n.

But now, please! Zucchinis give me the spooks! Zucchini spooks!

zucchini spooks by FrostedTornFlake October 16, 2005

spooks

1. Government intelligence agents, see G-men.

2. Anyone involved in espionage.

1. Careful on this phone line, there could be spooks listening in.

2. I heard this place was crawling with spooks, some kind of weapon of mass destruction is being sold or something.

spooks by Alan May 9, 2004

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026